tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13744327.post1185820722357601139..comments2023-05-02T01:14:18.795-07:00Comments on Because I Am Just That Important: A Penelope Pit Stop, You Can't Duplicate the Picture, Or Record This Hip Hop!Matthew Lewishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17913266274504660903noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13744327.post-47891843157638849952008-06-19T22:54:00.000-07:002008-06-19T22:54:00.000-07:00For those of you who want the real story on "Ah, A...For those of you who want the real story on "Ah, Alaska," and don't want to rely on completely implausible myths about frozen dog pee on houses (!) here is the real deal: <BR/>Planes have been intermittent these last few days. Alaska Airlines missed ten flights in a row due to fog this week. Three plus days, for those of you counting. The benefits of the fog are, of course, numerous, though arcane. 1.) No one has to worry about eating their vegetables. 2.) No one has to worry about those pesky credit card bills arriving in the mail. 3.) Those irritating eye infections from the decomposed dog feces blowing through the air this time of year? No way in this humidity dude. <BR/>So let's not get all knotted up about the Alaskan legend about the dog pee. Matthew is just trying to trade on an Alaskan mystique that is about as realistic as Robert Service. Since when do dogs pee in the winter anyway?roberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01794031496592253066noreply@blogger.com